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Lost Control

When you are playing a game and suddenly your mouse flies away. Infuriated, you stand up and piss all over your keyboard. The pressure from the urine hitting the keys will always type out "im losing control!!!". Sometimes there can be more or less exclamation marks depending on how fast you piss.
you remember that guy who takes 2 second piss? Ya he lost control the other day and hit at least 9001 exclamation marks.
by FlyingBallsack July 29, 2009
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Mind control

When you get controlled by some random ugly bitch named Auden
Ahhh I’m being mind controlled by an ugly bitch
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
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control-alt down fool

A figure of speech used when in a playfull wrestling match. It is used to tell the opposition to back down and that you are coming in.
This can also be used if you are aggravated by a person talking in a derogatory way about someone who is dear to you so you tell them to "control-alt down fooool". It hopefully shuts them up.
Person3: Control-alt down fool imma bust some tees!
*KAPOWWWWW* raah.
Person1: arghhh mannn my ribs, duuuude watchu playin at??
by raah_its_teeh April 15, 2008
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Quality Control

A position at a wealthy company created because the company owner had a silver spoon son who needed a job to pay for his closet panama red habbit. When the son stopped nursing his daddy's titay his daddy kept the position but filled it with a psuedo-titay-sucking-son. Often referred to as boss's pet.
Owner #1 'I just can't seem to find anyone to properly fill my Quality Control position.'

Owner #2 'I can send over a great guy from my department. He's just off the chapped lips list and is ready for more Quality Control.'
by Kshoop January 28, 2007
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the out of control nip

When two good friends (usually girls) are lying on a couch next to each other eating snacks together, laughing, and watching TV, and then out of nowhere, they start wiggling their bodies, going crazy, and screaming like linda blair from the exorcist!
Ali: Hahahaha this is my fave episode of family guy.

Hayley: I know, but before it starts, its time for.....

Ali: The out of control nip!

Both girls: AHHHA AHHH AHAHHAAH AHOOOOOO AFHADLIEJAO
by yoguyz May 17, 2009
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1999 toyota corolla

the shitiest car in the world that breaks down every time u start it
by random fuker June 6, 2022
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Cruise control

The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question
Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.
by White Bread May 1, 2006
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