Dr. Compact

A rapper or dj that is lame. Also known as Dj Compact. Compact refers to brainsize in this case.

yeah i tried dj-ing once, but i came no further than Dj -the fuck- compact hamstah level. Daimn.

by def P da shiznaitzschj (russia) June 11, 2003

Compatable

A table that can be inserted in most documents including that describing the dining room.

Being compatable nicely illustrated the dining room inventory.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

Combat Beej

A blow job received in a theater of war (Military term).

Yo bro, did you get a Combat Beej from that ho-bag Sergeant?

by beat02 July 12, 2010

Companion

Companions are supposed to watch the Emmys together. No exceptions. This is the place to look it up.

Companion A: *is in Berlin during the Emmy weekend*

Companion B: *is obligated to travel to Berlin and watch the Emmys with Companion A*

by DJ1998 September 19, 2017

Death Combat

A game of wits, where 2 or more people face off in karate stance. They then gently press onto each others crotches and or penis massaging with brute strength. Like a game of chess, each player must use strategy to win. Whoever taps out loses, and must leave the field of combat. You may also rub the ass, and put each other in gridlock holds so that the other opponent cannot leave your grip.

"Shit! that Motherfucker got a boner when we were playing death combat."

by Hardcore Throwdown Asian December 16, 2005

eternal companion

no such thing unless you wear your byu underwear

now my eternal companion lets be kinky and trade underwear.

by sinbad_duke_of_east_los March 25, 2007

Company X

1.) A lame comic created by Chefelf.
2.) A very infrequently updated comic that should be updated more frequently.

Hey, I wish Chefelf would get off his lazy Hinder and update that Company X pronto!!

by BoyHubris July 7, 2004