chopstick

lil hoodie

chopstick small dick

by i suck horse cock June 10, 2020

Chopstick

Using two fingers to masturbate.

My friend said his dick is so small, that he chopsticks that son a bitch.

by NB Jeffe June 12, 2020

Chopstick

Slang for Asian woman.

I just had sex with a chopstick, best night ever.

by qjz July 21, 2020

clooser

Clumsy looser

Oh you clooser

by Hoostiny September 8, 2020

Cloosterman

Probably the hottest last name in the century.

It turns out that people with "Cloosterman" as their last name mainly has acne. They are mainly nice people, and always has a fighting spirit.

They mainly have friends that always ask them how to spell their last name.,

Jake: "Yo look its Cloosterman!"
Nathan: "OMG HES SO COOL!"

by Stop Hammer Time September 24, 2020

Clope

When you work a closing shift, and then an opening shift the next day.

Jacob had to pull a clope.

by Shelby Snow October 2, 2020

cloaser

the best streamer on the planet, no question

You: “Have you heard of Cloaser?”
Friend: “No, who’s that?”
You: *Vigorously slaps friend across face*

by L1amaaa October 12, 2020