Chat Filter

#### Chat filter ## ##### ### ####### ## is ###### ### ##### ### ###### ### #### ###### #### ###

Me: Hello ###########
Friend: #############
Me: Why is it ########
friend: There are ########## ####
ME: #### CHAT FILTER ######## # # ## #####

by IDKwhatsEnglish November 22, 2021

Chaterine

A Chaterine is a beautiful person on the inside as well as on the outside. If you have have her as your friend you can consider yourself as a very very lucky person. She is so kind and lovely that everyone should have a Chaterine in his/her life. People may get jealous of her beauty but that’s understandable since she is a beauty indeed.

Someone: is that chaterine?
Me: yes I am so proud to be her friend!

by RandomSunflower November 23, 2021

Chateaubriand

A sexual escapade that traditionally consists of a large, sexually pleasing dick coupled with two lesser dicks in a gangbang. The lesser dicks are traditionally discarded after the fact, and usually belong to “fuck boys“. The larger, more sexually pleasing deck typically belongs to an ethnic man, usually of African-American descent given the average length and girth of their appendages. Most women typically use this maneuver to try out multiple men at the same time to determine who is worthy of keeping in the long run. Ultimately, despite the two lesser penises, the larger penis is so satisfying that it can be compared to a gourmet meal of meat.

Girls, you will not believe the chateaubriand I had last night — one giant black dick and two small Jewish ones. A night to remember. Guess which guy I’m calling back tomorrow…

by Freddiefreddiebangbang January 27, 2022

Chat au vin

Domesticated feline slow cooked in robust French red wine (preferably Cab Sav). Grab a cat (or several) and beat against a rock until limp, immediately toss into a boiling vat of wine. Fur on is best. If they are sinewy cook for 5hr+ (If not grab another cat) . Serve with potatoes. Allegedly the original inspiration for popularised “coq au vin” (French chicken recipe).

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This chat au vin is sinewy

That chat would look great wearing some vin

Give that chat some vin, it’s done

by Bon chien February 1, 2022

Chateaubriand

Chateaubriand (sometimes called a chateaubriand ménage à trois) is a sexual escapade that consists of a prime cut of meat engaging in adventurous sexual intercourse with two lesser (and very fortunate) pieces of meat.

Yo, did you hear about The Situation? Mike got smooshed by Snooki and JWow… talk about a Chateaubriand!

by Marcus Aurelius Alexander December 25, 2021

chatblink

Noun: a website used by 100% men(mostly from India) who spend hours skipping eachother and getting catfished in hopes of getting nudes. Chatblink users are often considered single, virgin, pathetic, and pedo

Dude, I went on chatblink, and some Indian man offered me $100 to send my exes nudes

by Balcombe_defines March 24, 2022

Chat Baby

The Chat Baby is the youngest member in a group chat.

Ted: yoo Micheal is totally the Chat Baby
Mark: Yoo no way?

by Waifu!~ July 27, 2022