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Chuck a Sickie

To stay home from work or school pretending to be sick. (NOTE: Not to be confused with the Japanese "Chakuseki", meaning sit down).
Mike: Man, I don't want to go to work. I might just chuck a sickie.
Dave: Chakuseki? YOU CAN DO THAT AT WORK, FOOL!
by Dave McElfatrick June 16, 2015
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Chuck Taylors

I bought them a couple of years ago when not many people were seen with them. I thought they were rad. A few months later, one out of every pair of feet I see have All Stars on them. I stopped wearing them because I felt like a trendy cunt.
Idiot #1: I just bought these Chucks! Aren't they awesome?
Idiot #2: OMGZ I BOUGHT SOME TOO!
Idiot #3: WTF ME TOO OMGZ!11
Idiot #1: lolzzzzzz we're twins!1!!
by Michelley July 1, 2005
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cum chuck

Another name for a penis. Rhymes with nun-chuck but is filled with cum. therefore it is a cum chuck
1. I knocked that bitch out with my Cum Chuck.
2. Tommy Ho knocked me out with his Cum Chuck
by Tom Ho December 26, 2003
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puppy chucking

The act of driving down a street at top speed, tossing puppies out the window of the moving vehicle.
Gary got locked up for "puppy chucking".
by Siljinn October 13, 2014
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Chuck a muffin

To chuck a muffin means to laugh heartily.
"Haha shut up you will make me chuck a muffin!"
Sam did the most stupid dance, it made everyone chuck muffins.
"Skins rules, I was chucking muffins all through it!"
by Zac Alex McInnes Blakemore December 17, 2008
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chuck norris

he will rape you if you lay a finger on him so screw off
look its chuck norris, lets get his autograph but make sure he doesnt kick your ass.
by esteban bag October 17, 2004
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fuck and chuck

when a girl has intercourse with a guy and leaves immediately after. (the girl version of hitting and quitting)

(das what im talkin bout!)
shes so pimpin and all about the fuck and chuck
by j to izzle fo shizzle March 10, 2008
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