When you go on a mission trip with your church (preferably to Brazil) and get caught by your pastor for drinking. Conesequently, you have to confess in front of your entire church that you did so and then get mirked by your parents when you get back home.
Me: Damn dude, why did we drink on a church mission trip? That was an incredibly stupid decision.
Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
Fellow Convict: Yea man, I am really embarrassed from our actions. I've already had four people call me a Convict of Christ ever since we got back to America. FML.
by 180RobH July 9, 2010
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Although God has the power to stop the pandemic any time, however, it looks like He decided not to get involved in any conversation between Christ and Corona, or between Corona and Lucifer, for whatever spiritual reasons unknown to the earthlings.
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Slang term for any kind of red wine or any other alcoholic beverage that is colored red(such as Bloody Mary). Because this is what red wine is called when it's served during Communion service during Roman Catholic Mass.
Damnit, I've drank several quantities of the blood of Christ last night at that awesome drinking party, and now I'm paying for that shit and doing my penance, praying at the porcelain altar!
Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.
Mark H. Further adding to the alcohol-related slang vocabulary since February 2004.
by Mark H October 15, 2004
Get the the blood of Christ mug.always keen for a laugh. christas think thier intelligent but usually they are quite dumb and have no common sense. but then they will study something intense like law to make people think they're smart !
Christas will have brown skin and naturally brown hair and thier eyes are a mouldy green. they also will be peitite but with large orangatang tities which are fun to squeeze !
BUT they will only let Tom's squeeze them because toms are amazing and have big cock-o-sauras's ! Christas love Toms and they have so mch fun and usually kinky times together!
Christas will have brown skin and naturally brown hair and thier eyes are a mouldy green. they also will be peitite but with large orangatang tities which are fun to squeeze !
BUT they will only let Tom's squeeze them because toms are amazing and have big cock-o-sauras's ! Christas love Toms and they have so mch fun and usually kinky times together!
girl 1: omg that guy and girl over there are having so much fun together its maing me lactate!
girl 2: yeah im jealous, they look so happy - they look like a tom and christa - im moist!
girl 2: yeah im jealous, they look so happy - they look like a tom and christa - im moist!
by big ol babe July 29, 2012
Get the Christa mug.A racist, hate-mongering "church" in Chicago formerly attended faithfully by President Obama. Members of this "church" must adhere to concepts such as a commitment to the black community, black family, and black work ethic. They are also to reject the idea of settling at "middleclassness." The pastor(s) of this "church," according to their doctrine, aspire to have a congregation who supports all active church members outside the church AND SOCIALISM (well, they call it economic parity...). They also harp on "African people in diaspora," or Africans who were forced into a large migration to a new land.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: I am a part of a black church who supports other black people.
Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!
Christian: How is my church any different from yours?
Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*
Christian: I am a member of a white church who supports other white people.
Trinity United Church of Christ member: RACIST!
Christian: How is my church any different from yours?
Trinity United Church of Christ member: BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL RACIST AND WE ARE ALL VICTIMS. *hops in car and shoots Christian in a drive-by*
by The Balthazar September 6, 2009
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Heard this motherfucking CHRIST LOVER bitching today about Muslims wanting to force Sharia Law on innocent American children. Next thing outta his mouth was how we need to force prayer in public schools.
by Tighter Than A Newborn July 26, 2011
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