by Quasimodo May 18, 2005
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I thought I had wiped more than enough, and returned to my desk at work. Later in the day, I realized that there was ass cheese remaining, and had to scratch the itch from the sour ass it gave me. Now my fingers reek of ass.
by Tom Haranger October 9, 2007
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Cheeki breeki is a phrase that represents the Bandit faction within the S.T.A.L.K.E.R series of games. It alone has many definitions, but is most commonly used to represent that something is great.
'' Everything's ok. Everything's cheeki breeki''
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by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006
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For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.
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For the love of god, stop tanning, you look like a cheese nip.
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by Not-A-Tan-Fan May 24, 2010
Get the Cheese Nip mug.As a result of receiving a cauliflower ear, any jizz left over clogs and forms smelly, rotten cheese down the ear. As a result, small bacterial men breed in your ear AND YOU DIE, cos they eat your soul.
Andy: Yo nigga, yo' seen jane lately?
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
Jeff: I gave her a cauliflower ear and the dirty bitch didnt wash her eardrums, so she got cauliflower cheese mate. AND DIED.
Andy: Ok
by j7x November 25, 2006
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by Andi March 24, 2005
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