Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!
by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011
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does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems
Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?
by truthtellingguy January 23, 2023
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Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
by dextromethorphan June 13, 2022
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Care Boner

When you care so much you get hard
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
by SUZUKIRIPPER119 December 03, 2020
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Pottsy-care

state of mind on health, based on the idea that people who have strong immune systems dont need to be be tested. As in VD is a state of mind rather than an actual disease.
"I know it itches like crazy but i believe in 'Pottsy-care' so if i believe its not there then it will go away"
by ox49cent. October 08, 2009
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leik i even care

when you do not care about what was said to you
Human 1: Hey man did you hear what that guy said about you?
Human 2: leik i even care
by :ge: October 05, 2017
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apple care

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed
If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.
by mad_nic November 08, 2021
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