cracky 

this is the reverse kinetic time nexus method of travelling through a dog. It also means maaaaa! Im not a pag but my dog is a fiddling fuck.

smell my carpet. no

cracky by the smink of all pink July 17, 2003

crank 

The act of simultaneously masturbating and defecating, derived from a fusion of the words 'crap' and 'wank'. Usually performed on the toilet, when a gentleman is getting ready for work and doesn't have time to shit and then wank concurrently so has to do both at the same time. Practicioners have been known, however, to perform the 'crap' element in their undergarments mid-crank.

Mate I was so rushed this morning I had to get a crank in.

crank by poweritup108 June 11, 2006

Crank 

Crystal Methamphetamine, the good shit

dude 1: yo nigga, lez go pick up a fat bag of that crazy ass crank

dude 2: ight yo, s'all good, i got mad billz

Crank by methFace February 28, 2011

Cranking one out 

masturbating until a penis is in erection

I'm cranking one out

Cranking one out by nightwing6789 September 14, 2012

Wank Crank 

One's Elbow

I was about to blow klum but got a strange pain in my wank crank

Wank Crank by so's your face October 16, 2008

Craney 

As opposed to a Libby (Liberal Arts Major) at SUNY Potsdam, the Craney (Crane School of Music Student @ SUNY Potsdam) graduates with a real degree. Cranies move on to graduate school or real jobs right out of college while the Libby moves on to McDonald's, Burger King, or most often Arby's. In some instances, Libbies move on to pumping gas at Stewarts, and rarely leave the North Country.

Craney: I'll have a whopper with cheese.
Libby: Would you like fries with that?

Craney: Are you going to flip night?
Libby: No Duffs, then Streets, then jumping in the Raquet River.

Craney by Ralph Wakefield May 2, 2006

cranks 

Cranks refer to each individual crank on a bike's crankset.
Cranksets are the levers used for pedaling a bicycle. Cranks happen to be one of the three most important components on a bicycle, the important trio being, frame, wheelset and cranks.

Those are some crazy cranks you got on that bike. I bet they're as stiff as a twelve year old with a girly mag.

cranks by dubbed March 9, 2006