Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

by D20Dicing April 9, 2024

Caving

The act of inserting two whole hands in the anus, and pushing outwards so as to create a cave.

I feel absolutely sore after my boyfriend started caving in me yesterday.

by YeaMeIsPython June 14, 2024

Calvin

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)

Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”

by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024

Calvin Smith

A dude whos very sexy and amazing at fortnite but he doesnt get no girls

Guy 1: Calvin Smith is my NIGGA bro
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith

by Freddy Fastbear September 24, 2024

calvin

calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.

calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.

by isabella? October 18, 2024

Calvin

The goat.

Cole : Oh my god its the goat!

Aiden : Oh its Calvin!

by TheFuckingGoatAidenMasse December 14, 2024

Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.

Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.

by Missa Pie January 5, 2025