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Christ is King

ANYTHING CAN BE ANTI-SEMITIC NOW! LITERALLY ANYTHING! EVERYTHING IS A MIRCO-AGGRESSION WHEN IT COMES TO ANTI-SEMITISM! HA! HAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! IT'S CRITICAL RACE THEORY ALL OVER AGAIN! EXCEPT FOR THE JEWS! HA!
Hym "Oooooooooh MAN! That. Is. Priceless! Okokok! 'Christ is king' is anti-semitic now... ANYTHING can be anti-semitic now! Literally any combination of words according to Jeremy Boring... Which is fantastic! Here are some new anti-semitic things to say: 'Shrimp on the barbie' Is anti-semitic now because the jews are small and it's easy to cook a lot of them at the same time. 'Don't forget your hat' is now anti-semitic because the Jewish people, they never forget! They're like elephants, these guys. What are you trying to say? You think Jews don't have good memories? Ok. The next one is 'OoOo Gehfoigal!' And it's anti-semitic because it's what I hear in my head when I think of a Jew. Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! You hear it? Sounds jewish, right? Er- yiddish? Right? OoOo Gehfoigal! There. It's saved in my quick-text. Now when I type 'G,' Gehfoigal is the first word that pops up... As it should be. Uuuuumm... All baked goods (obviously). They're just not kosher... Uuuhh... Literally anything! Anything you say is anti-semitic now! Make up your own today!"
by Hym Iam March 27, 2024
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Jesus Christ

Jesus' full name is Jesus Christ.
Jesus Christ is the son of God.

He died on the cross for each and every one of us. He died to forgive all of everyones sins, and he loves us all, and his love cannot be earned. He loves us unconditionally, and he is the light of this world.

You cannot earn your way into Heaven, you need to follow Jesus, forgive everyone else (including yourself), and believe in him.

God loves you, and he WILL forgive you if you come to him.

Don't believe the Devils lies.
by Black Cat - 5000 December 19, 2025
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Christ Killer

A slur against people of Jewish ethnicity or religion derived from the idea that the Jews were at fault for the death of Jesus Christ (Also known as Jewish deicide)
by Beelz3bub June 28, 2021
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