Chris Evans

the daddiest of all the famous chrises.

chris evans is a daddy. periodt.

by gothgillian May 25, 2019

War on Christmas

a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.

According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.

by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

Chris Miller

A Chris Miller is when you drink one beer before leaving for work and another in the car on the way there. Made famous by arthouse legend Chris Miller.

I did a Chris Miller every day for two weeks straight after my last ex walked out

by spigotthebear October 24, 2019

Chris Evans

Chris Evans is a beautiful American GOD, he is both sexy and adorable and loves dogs, his favourite pass times include, being in a constant photoshoot, and hanging out with his buddy (dog) Dodger
(He is also Captain America so that’s a plus)

WOW I WOULD BANG THE FRICK OUT OF CHRIS EVANS

I would let Chris Evans plow me down

I would climb Chris Evans like a tree

Daddy = Chris Evans

by Jasmineshae June 16, 2019

Christabel

A Christabel is a priceless gift that will come your side in times of need. Most Christabels have a godly side but that won't stop them from being brave. They are pretty, timeless, sexy and hot and loyal. A Christabel would never leave her friends in time of need.

"OMG! Is that Beyonce?"
"No its a Christabel"
*faints*
*revived*
"You are so damn gorgeous!"
"Faints again"

by R.A Higheels May 10, 2020

chris trepidation

some bitch that harry styles can’t stop singing about 🤨 not only did he get fine line written about him but harry also wants to “spread him open” WTF??
see also: harry’s sneaky link

who the fuck is chris trepidation

by king alfonzo September 27, 2021

Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years

Mess with someone’s head

I want to “Wish that person Merry Christmas on New Years”

by MidnightThoughts March 30, 2020