Canada's History

The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.

"You know what I want to try? Canada's History."
"Woah man, I'm calling the cops right now."

by Headward February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.

I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.

by Cobi_321 February 4, 2010

canada's history

a sex act wherein a legally married same-sex couple consummates their marriage on their honeymoon.

Canada's History is a sex act that would happen if Ellen Degeneres and Portia DeRossi came to Canada for a quickie wedding and honeymoon.

by The Canadian Teacher February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A vulgar sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

Man, we did Canada's history last night and it was awesome!

by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010

Canada is not real

Canada is not real. Nickelback is not real. Canada is something the illuminati made up to scare us with their free healthcare, socialism and that commie crap!

Friend: I went to Canada
Other friend with brain: Canada is not real it is made by the illuminati to scare us you work for the illuminati!!!!!

Friend: No I do-

Other friend with brain: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE SURRENDER

The other big brainers attacked friend and friend died

by I only speak truth 69420 amogu August 8, 2021

Canada's History

A deeply deprived sex act involving a moose's antlers, a gallon of maple syrup and the Stanly Cup, as described by Stephen Colbert.

Yo lets all add definitions to UD for Canada's history

by thejross February 5, 2010

Canada's History

When you're going down on your girlfriend while simultaneously eating poutine.

My girlfriend was mad cause I gave her some Canada's History last night; she spent most of the night washing cheese curds out of her beaver.

by ColbertFanDC February 4, 2010