Holy crappers!!

another byword for the statement Holy shit , What the fuck , what the hey , holy crap ,oh my gulay , or many other expressions that are said in the state of shock, disbelief , stupefied and opprobrious.

Holy Crappers!! That hairy ape that teaches music with itchy bum has 5 toes no wait 7!!

by Unknown foreigner June 28, 2008

Odyssey crap

When someone who doesn't take craps when they arent home, such as work or school. Finally return home from their Odyssey (or adventure) to let it loose.

(can also be known as Adventure crap)

Guy1: how was work man? Did u get that raise?
Guy 2: One sec Odyssey crap!

Guy1:Doors open!

by Tsunami 3000 October 11, 2009

Holy crap in a sack

used when "holy crap" just isn't enough

guy 1: omg dude have you heard?
guy 2: heard what?
guy 1: they're shutting down Google, Youtube and Facebook!
guy 2: HOLY CRAP IN A SACK!!!!1

by Carlson_the_friendly_robot June 9, 2011

Ghost crapper

The dude who, invariably comes into the stall next to you, breathing heavily, moaning and groaning, and proceeds to unload everthing he has eaten in the past week and a half. You never see him(because you are running out of the bathroom in fear), but you know he is there.

Why was Darrell running out of the bathroom so fast?
Must have been the Ghost crapper!
(sticks head inside bathroom) Yep. It was the Ghost crapper.

by lonestarjr June 12, 2013

post crap-ocalyptic

the feeling of taking a great shit, followed by the imminent dread that it may not flush down.

man I just had the best shit, but it gave me a really post crap-ocalyptic feeling.

by shutterscotch April 9, 2015

rap is crap

hip-hop had some cred...

But modern American rap is crap. I make beats and have met with and worked with enough people to see that a lot of these guys think they can do it. They are right and wrong. It seems the African American male community has a false sense of pride in everything they do... its like no one knows when they suck. But yeah that doesn't matter when you have the cash to get in the studio and someone sells you a really phat beat that makes ur song... But yeah don't accuse me of being racist...its the same with these wiggers, except it's even funnier! I wish rap would promote a better vocabulary. Sometimes I have to curb what I say because I hang out with people who speak terribly. It might be cool when you are chillin on the street shootin dice but not when you are talking to the Executive Director! Remember back when hip hop was popular and you never had to look up lyrics because they always used real words? Anyway...heres some proof that a lot of things about rap sucks. Lil Wayne definately has a catchy style but I wouldn't call this intelligent or deep. I think the beat made the song anyway.

bitch im paid, thats all i gotta say
cant see my lil nigga, the money in the way
and im, im sittin high, a gansta ride blades
if you aint gone ride fly than you might as well hate
shit i gotta eat... even though i ate
it aint my birthday but i got my name on my cake
believe that, if ya mans wanna play
imma fuck around and put that boy brains on the table
so pick 'em up, pop 'em let 'em lay
where im from we see a fuckin dead body everyday
thats, uptown, throwin stuff at 'em
niggaz talk about me im throwin shots back at 'em
bitch im a pipe, and she like a crack attic
and she saw me cookin EGGS and she though i was back at it
i grab the keys, hoe i gotta go
i got my motorcycle jacket and my motorcycle loafs

by BILDO! November 5, 2006

Drop a crap and take a nap

To use the restroom just for the sake of getting a break from work, especially if you stay there for an unusually long time.

Work's been so hectic today. I think I need to drop a crap and take a nap.

by Vinderex December 25, 2019