Nature stroking

Jack got caught nature stroking by a man walking his dog
by nature stroker & floor shitter November 01, 2018
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Natural Swag

When you put that shit on without trying. Swag is on another level 🔥
First person “I copied his outfit how come it doesn’t fit me like how it fits him” The Reply “it’s because he has natural swag bro”

“I put this shit on without trying because of that natural swag I have”

“Yo zag how come when I copied your outfit it doesn’t hit the same” “natural swag bro”
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Human nature

A response when people say "Why, why?"
Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?
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Human nature

A simple response when people ask "Why, why?" This response is usually followed by with "Why, why, does he do me that way?" Commonly found in a song in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album, although it is seldom used in conversations.
Jenny: Why, why?
Kelly: Because it's human nature.
Jenny: Why, why, does he do me that way?
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its natural prank your cousins
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NATURAL OBVIATOR

Defecation is the ACT OF SHITTING and SHITTING is the ACT OF REMOVAL where SHIT IS OBVIATED as you might say FECES is the vehicle of the ASSHOLE which is a NATURAL OBVIATOR.

To be fair and equal our PISS is OBVIATED out also where the URETHA rejects the URINE held by the STORAGE UNIT BLADDER where that is the NATURAL OBVIATOR as it reaches capacity.

If you SHIT in your pants SHIT FUN occurs as you got lots of ENTROPY to deal with , great smells and here is the KEY the NATURAL OBVIATOR that drives everyone away and most have activated their powerful GUILT COMPLEX and yes ANAL ALAN even though I AM SHIT I still can't break the SOCIETY DISAPPROVAL OF SMELLING SHITTY.

When A JEWUSH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE SHITS OR PISSES HIS PANTS the NATURAL OBVIATOR is at work and the massive approval from everyone is overwhelming and they are all saying THE MORE THE MERRIER.
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doin' it faux natural

I haven't had sex in 15 years. To get by all that time, I have been doin' it faux natural.
by Poetjester February 06, 2016
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