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Semen's Burial

The sexual practice where a man holds a woman upside down and she sucks him off and chokes on the payload of sperm. It may also come out the womans' nose.
Last night Charlotte gave me a semen's burial but had to stop she choked on my spunk.
by CoinneachWatches'TheOneShow' January 9, 2010
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Give him business

A slightly archaic euphemism for "hitting the family jewels." First used in the NFL in 1986 in an NFL game where the Jets defense tackled the Bills quarterback and starting hammering the qb right in the baby maker.

Second usage was during the Maryland vs North Carolina State football game where Number 69 of NC was penalized for doing the same thing.

In straight terms: punching someone in the balls.
*after the flag was thrown*
Referee: "Personal Foul, Number 69, offense. He was "giving him the business". Fifteen yard penalty, first down!"

*two friends talking*
Guy A: "Man, I would like to beat that bastard in. He makes me sick to the stomach."
Guy B: "Make sure you give him business while you're at it."
by Dom Sage October 7, 2013
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busface

Refering to a person, usually a female, who has a face that causes an observer to infer that he/she was hit by a bus... in the face... repeatedly.
John wouldn't bone Patrice because her busface would in all certainty leave him as limp as a soggy sandwich.
by Adam NDowd April 24, 2007
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not the business

A lame and useless comment used to get attention. Normally used after any sort of misfortune or hatred for something (that everyone already hates in the first place).
Allergies are not the business.
My dog is not the business.
Whores are not the business.
by drizzlebam May 19, 2011
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Risky Business

Having sex without the use of any sort of birth control
Jonny and his girlfriend were broke and horny, so they jumped in the backseat of his car for some Risky Business
by XSTUTCHX March 9, 2009
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Risky business

Having a hooker throw a party at her spot. Then rob the place after and make her buy back the stuff you stolen. Then using that money to pay for one class at community college.
Dam, I had to do a little risky business for these 3 credits
by Wetnapkin April 23, 2018
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Serious business

Mike had some serious business after he ate from that sketchy ass Taco Bell.
by kid slicc March 1, 2018
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