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canadian breakfast

The act of vomiting in your mouth and swallowing it back down.
I got so sick last night I ended up eating a Canadian breakfast
by Matt Loves Chicken December 9, 2008
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English Breakfast

When your having sex with a women, and you pour cofee or tea into her vagina, and start to drink it out.
Lewise G: What are you doing!?
Luigi: Yeee! ENGLISH BREAKFAST FOR-A LUIGI!
by TheOneSagat June 22, 2007
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Montreal Breakfast

Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.
I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...
by The Robotic Robot December 2, 2010
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Indy Breadstick

When a girls takes your penis and dips into breadstick cheese sauce and sucks it off!
Jho had his penis indy breadsticked after my wedding!
by Theincinerator July 24, 2009
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Eating The Breadstick

A phrase oftenly used by schoolchildren. It is a "code" among fellow class mates. It is most commonly used to refer to one or more children sliding on support beams found in or around the school.
Ricky: Hey dude!! Guess what i just did!
Tommy: I have no idea. What was it?
Ricky: I was eating the breadstick and almost got caught!!
Tommy: DAAAAAAYUM!!
by Harry Shaft January 25, 2009
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breakfast of champions

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
by bootznkatznktzn November 7, 2011
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Breakfast in bed

Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
by dnysgrl4eva November 22, 2011
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