brainlock

When you drink and think at the same time and you repeat the same word over and over until you remember what you were talking about.

person 1: I was at the bar the other day and and and and and oh yea and i finally took a shot of tequila without throwing it back up.

person 2: wow. brainlock?

person 1: Dont judge me.

by jawbreakers and skittles October 9, 2010

Bradley Moseley

A douche bag that will take everything you have,including your soul. Beware if the bradley moseley's that may be lurking in your neighborhood. Easily recognized by their red hair.

You: "hey i really like you bradley moseley"
Bradley Moseley: "I know thats why you should let me use your car, sleep with your younger sister and feed me drugs"

by lightinkind November 5, 2010

Braille-face

A person who, even in the dark, when you touch their face, makes you vomit in your mouth from their hideousness.

Man that girl's a butterface"..."naw, she's a Braille-face...she'd be ugly even with the lights out

by brokenxpunk December 24, 2010

Braillo

Anothere term for a typo made when writing with a Braille keyboard.

Person 1: I'm going to the store. Want me to pick you up anyding?
Person 2: Nice Braillo, dude. And no, I'm okay. :)

by lady_so_divine January 10, 2012

Bradleigh Reeks

Someone who has their head stuck up their bottom and has a mental age of a 5 year old. 'Bradleighs' are often bisexuals, liking for instance, Angharad B as well as Ben J and Laura D. When someone is called Bradleigh Reeks' they often enjoy sexual intercourse up the bum holey.

"did you get what you wanted from that bisexual brothel?" "yeah i had the full Bradleigh Reeks!"

by Angggggg November 21, 2011

Bradley Sherman

Robot.

Bradley Sherman the 5 million dollar man

by Anti accounting June 17, 2012

Bradley Moment

When one makes an attempt to add to an already funny joke to make it funnier, but fails.

Person 1: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump or swim has already left the country
Person 2: Yeah and they're all fat!
Person 2: ...I just had a Bradley Moment, didn't I?
Person 1: Why am I still here?

by KonfuciusSay September 2, 2012