Race Bingo

The way modern companies make sure to include a member of every race in everything they do.

"Did you see the new skittles ad? It's pretty funny."
"The one with race bingo?"
"Yeah."

by turnip13 November 29, 2022

Bingo

An Australian cattle dog who is very clever and acts like people. They are great with children and enjoy playing Black Ops 2 campaign. They’re favorite film as a dog is obviously Flushed Away due to the amazing screenplay and casting… they also waffle a lot and most of them are liberals

“Hey! Have you seen Bobby’s new Bingo???”

“Yes I have, I heard it’s prestige 5 already and supports Nick Clegg! What a hoot!”

by Connorisassnuts34643 December 18, 2022

titty bingo

A terrible, awful garage band based out of Texas that spams you with dumb advertisements promoting their 'music' on Youtube. There is hardly any redeming quality in this band, its like ZZ top but way worse because everyone in the band is bunch of hippie burn outs that are way past their prime. Even their songs about 'serious' topics are unlistenable because those liberal talking points have already been made, countless times by better musical artists. The lead singer sounds like a whiny smoker trying to do a lame Neil Young impresion. No wonder they have to advertise their music on Youtube, because anyone with hearing would avoid buying their music or would boycott any shows out of their garage or trailer park.

Guy: 'Hey man, ever listen to Titty Bingo?! They're out of Austin, TX!'

Other Guy: 'Yeah they're awful! Why should I listen to that trash when I can just listen to Neil Young, ZZ top or any other Southern Rock/Country Blues Band. I'd rather listen to original music not a shitty impression.

by titty_bingo_is_not_good_music December 29, 2022

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout

Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout

by Death Menace February 28, 2023

bingo

old men and woman shit

lets play bingo betty

by 8sxyiuwc March 13, 2023

BOGO Beer

Another term for a tall boy, or 24 ounce beer.

Did you get any beer?

Yeah I got a BOGO beer for each of us!

by figgernart March 16, 2023

Bingo Basting

A girl in the act of using a mans penis (dick) to masterbate via clitoral stimulation (one bean banjo). The act of teasing around the honey hole while juicing up the meat curtains.

"She grabbed my dick and started Bingo Basting right on top of me."

by Peanut-butter-Pat April 19, 2023