i aint never seen two pretty best friends 

this sentence tells us that the creepy lightskin man (with eyes the same colour as his hair and beard) in his car with his scary eyes that stare into peoples souls has never seen two pretty best friends and that theres always on of them thats got to be ugly

what is ur current status?
☐ single
☐ taken
☑ ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

person 1: OMG have u ever seen two pretty bestfriends because i havent :(
person 2: yes i have bojo and the fired orange that was stuck in a peach 11 months ago!!

friend 1: where did the phrase 'i aint never seen two pretty best friends come from?
friend 2: from this guy that was sitting in his car that has the same coloured eyes as his beard!

i aint never seen two pretty best friends by luluthegrapest November 11, 2020

Best friends 

Best friends are the people you can turn to when all else fails! You can fight over the most stupid things and be go back to normal after 5mins. They can make you smile without trying. They trust you, you trust them.
You have ''in'' jokes that no one else can get, but you still find as funny as ever =) You don't have to pretend around them, they like you for who you are.

Best friends are Vickz & Luce
(Peanut) (Jelly!)

Best friends by Vickz-peanut January 12, 2006

best friends 

Someone who you can come to for advice. They ALWAYS give you the right kind. If they don't then they feel HORRIBLE for it. They make you smile WHENEVER your around them. You trust them with everything you have in you. They know you better than you know yourself. You can give them ONE look and they know what you are saying. You never run out of things to say, if you do then you just laugh about it afterwards. Best friends are everywhere for every one. and most of the time they are TWO totally different people, but it doesn't matter because you have the besssst time ever when you are around them. You have little secrets that are dumb. You have little groups that make no sense, but its so funny.

We are best friends and we know everything about eachother

best friends by jackieeeee! May 23, 2007

Best Friends With Benefits 

The act of being "best friends" with someone of the opposite gender and having a romantic relationship without actually making a commitment to one another.
Sort of like "sex buddies" for middle schoolers. Or a "one night stand" for an extended period of time.

Friend of one of the two peoples involved- "Hey are you two dating?"
Both- "No, we're just best friends with benefits."

Best Friends With Benefits by Tyler McKinlen September 22, 2011

best friends 

someone who cares for you no matter what..a person who lets you cry on their shoulder when your cat died even though they dont even know your effing cat that well; and was there on moving day; someone who loves you unconditionaly but like a sister or brother

me and ellie are best friends.

best friends by kenz40 May 31, 2007

Super Best Friends 

A holy group consisting of relgious figures. Includeing Jesus, Mohammed, Joseph Smith, Krishna, Sea Man, Bhudda, Moses, and Lao Zi. In a southpark episode they unite against the cult of David Blaine which actually alludes to Scientology.
Some believe that the super best friends also have super epic mounts:
Jesus: Unicorn
Mohammed: Twelve Teeted Camel
Joseph Smith: A Sly Fox
Krishna: An Elephant
Bhuda: Panda
Moses: Serpeant
Lao Zi: Chines Dragon
Sea Man: Sea Horse

Super Best Friends UNITE!

Super Best Friends by Jordan Reindl March 11, 2008

Best Friendemy

A combination of being best friends and enemies with someone.

We all have a person who is our best friend, but also our enemy due to problems that will inevitably occur during the course of said friendship. This person is your Best Friendemy.

Best Friendemy by Koolaidmanandrew9 October 30, 2011