Beat Brother

When two dudes comment on the same pornhub video, they are beat brothers

“Me and 360Beatman are beat brothers”

by Irony123 July 13, 2020

beating 90

Aka beat 90

Slang term for jerking off

Will was beating 90 when his mom walked in on him.

by PainKillerXR3 January 8, 2023

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Beat that water

When you need to go take a shower

Aye, I’m done working out and need to beat that water before we go eat.

by Slash Vin April 15, 2021

freak the beat

The act of dancing to music such that your moves are in sync and 'hit the beat' with the instrumentals and/or vocals of the music.

Working the beat, hitting the beats, freaking the beat etc.

Those bboys really freak the beat when they dance.

by thefec October 21, 2010

beat rag

A greasy rag or towel used for clean up after pulling your goalie. Commonly found in the cabs of heavy equipment.

All the heavy equipment operators were gunning to run the grader because they knew it had a fresh beat rag in the cab to pass the night shift.

by thegoodguy1284 April 9, 2020

the beat and yeet

When you beat your child, wife, unborn baby (by pushing in softspot) and yeeting yourself Shanghi, China to avoid the cops and start a new life.

Person: what happened to your dad
You: he pulled the beat and yeet on me
Person: damn son
You: dad its been 10 years
Dad: I did the beat part but not the yeet part

by twat 29 June 10, 2019