beadedcurtain

as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.

by wraithy July 2, 2011

beaded curtain

the act of peppering one's scrotum with an airsoft pistol

she tied me up and gave me a beaded curtain

by gmFuzy July 1, 2011

Beaner

When someone does something stupid or loses

You f***ing beaner! your so dumb!

by Pankakezz September 29, 2019

beaner

Another name for a blow job, oral sex given to a man.

Hey baby, can I have a beaner tonight after you fix me turley pot pie?

by Plucky January 23, 2013

beaners

A shortened version of green beans, referring to angel dust or PCP.

Hey man, got any beaners?

by Ezeerider January 6, 2004

benedict

gayest shit ever created. Made by a monk in a cave in the 12th century when the titanic crashed. If you know anyone or any place with Benedict in their name it is most likely a headquarters for terrorists . If you are anywhere near a place named St Benedicts it is a headquarters for a group of terrorists named the Akbars who recently wiped out all of Turkey and Germany

Fucking hell its a bloody Benedict , run the fuck away you accident before you get bombed

by Terrorist 123 March 28, 2019

memer beaner

Mainly an obnoxious memer of Hispanic/Latino descent. Never shuts up the fuck up about 'Dank' Facebook memes, unironically screams "Normie", watches an abudant amount of anime to an unhealthy extent and is a loudmouthed cunt. Always repeats the same shitty 5 memes and to no ones surprise, they aren't funny except to other cringe-inducing memer beaners. Zero originality. Frequent post-exodus 4chan user. Cancer incarnate.

Think: Dorky fat guy cliche, but annoying.
IQ below ~95

Paco: BRUH! Look at this DANK MEME COMPILATION!! Holy fuck broooo it's soooo funny.

John: Shut the fuck with your unfunny fucking memes before I deport your fatass back to your garbage third world country. Fucking memer beaners I swear.

Paco: SALLLTYYYY!!!

by Giga Donkey Dick December 2, 2017