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baking cookies

Tess: Yeah, I'll be over at Allie's baking cookies.
Tess' mom: Alright, sounds like a healthy, wholesome pastime to me.
by sssssc August 14, 2006
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Beaking

Toronto slang for staring someone down or making fun of someone
Buddy was just beaking me
by Analking6969 April 20, 2019
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begkin

To plead for something, likely money, from a family member, because to ask someone outside of said family is already well overdone and the family is very likely to abide after enough swindling.
I am not going to give him any more money, he should go begkin his wealthy brother.
by vectorlord October 3, 2008
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Bearkini

A term used by gay men to describe the bathing suit for a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
Kristie Alley was seen at Cannes making tourists uncomfortable by sporting a bearkini.
by PiranhaNirvana April 7, 2011
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Beating Blister

A sore spot found on one's penis as a result of masturbating excessively.
I spent all weekend masturbating and suddenly I had a beating blister.
by Corkles February 27, 2012
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Beatin' On The Cretin

Synonymous with "spanking the money" or "choking the chicken". A reference to human male masturbation, or self gratification, via manipulation of one's own male genitalia. Based on either a reinterpretation, or misinterpretation, of the Ramones' classic hit song "Cretin Hop". Most likely to be used by a person who identifies with "punk-rock" or is in fact a "punk-rocker". Punk-rocker is a term used in the Ramones' classic hit song "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker".
1) Dude, that lap-dance was so hot and heavy, I think he's in the bathroom beatin' on the cretin right now.

2) My roommate has porno mags all over his room. I always knock on the door, cuz I don't wanna get post traumatic sex disorder from catching him beatin' on the cretin.
by JJ. Styles April 10, 2012
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Baking Ego

When a friend who's so competitive in her home baking skills that she constantly tries to prove herself to others by baking them free cookies, brownies, cakes, etc.
Friend: OMG that cake is sooo ugly!!!
The girl with a baking ego: SHUT UP!
she feels so guilty for messing up that she offers you free cookies instead

#stillfail
by blockres October 4, 2012
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