tui-texting under influence

When your fucked up on drugs or alcohol and straight sending senseless, meaningless texts or ones that just have tons of typos or jibberish

Wel i hv thm fr v u cuz i tol eric i wold themfor u so i have the?b9k hun T.U.I. tui-texting under influence text drugs alcohol

by Frosty Frost January 20, 2016

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Zombie Army Under The Sea

While being exported to Fascist Dictatorship Island, a zombie can have many adventures, experiencing all the sights and sounds on the sea floor before being shot out of a cannon to fight for the great Libernazi.

"Blub, blub, blub, brains, blub."

by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003

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20,000 leagues under the sea

I do believe it is 20,000 fathoms under the sea.

Jules Verne may have perdicted nuclear technology, but he knew nothing about nuatical measurement.

by IrishRepublicanArmy December 12, 2003

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It's all good under the hijab.

When all is calm and all is bright you say "It's all good under the hijab".

Max: "Hey dude, I heard that Stephanie broke up with you. How are you?"
Bret: "Yea man, I'm good, it's all good under the hijab.."

by Retr0200202 June 03, 2019

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Pushed me under the boss

When a co-worker deliberately snitches on you to the boss without necessity. Basically, bringing something about you to the bosses attention that he/she wouldn't have otherwise noticed EVER without someone else's intervention. Bringing it to the plain sight of the boss. Similar to push me under the bus.

I cannot believe that Pat pushed me under the boss like that! I was going to get to the report later because I still have time!

by Ricky LL June 30, 2009

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