buttery

The layer of sloppy bodyfat that accumulates when a person is 15-20 lbs. over weight, especially around the midsection.

"Dude, Josh better put his shirt back on, he's looking all buttery and shit since he stopped working out and started drinking again".

by Johnny Ski June 5, 2007

Dumb Butteryitis

A sickness that is generally inherited from one's parents or peers. It cannot be cured only treated (with large quantities of effort and sometimes alchol works, but only if taken it quantities large enough to make one pass out - this is not a recommended method of treatment). Relaspes occur randomly and are of indeterminate duration. Severe cases never go into remission, resulting in constant problems for other people. See dumb butt

Upon discovering that my cell phone had crapped it's brain I spent the next hour in the throes of a severe case of Dumb Butteryitis trying to figure out how to notify my family that I had missed my connecting and that they should wait 4.5 hours before starting the 3 hour drive to the airport. Forgetting how to make a long distance collect call from a Pay Phone (do those things still exist?).

by 4N for 1year May 9, 2007

throwing batteries

instigating for fun; hyping someone up; energizing someone to do something; provoking someone to your amusement

I saw 2 girls arguing so I started throwing batteries at them like "Oh you gone let her talk to you like that?" "I wouldnt take that if i was you" "Oooo those is fighting words" to hype them up to fight

by Jersey Boss January 14, 2008

Noob Batter

A person who has yet to even play the game (or know the title of the game). This is followed by Noob Cake. By which when the game is over, they will turn into a cake because of the extreme heat of the pwnage they endure.

"Are you sure you know hoe to play you fuckin' Noob Batter."

by Hoasty January 25, 2009

ball batter

(v.) During sex, when the male batters his female (or male) partner around with his balls, usually in a playful manner.

Dude 1: How's the missus?
Dude 2: Dude, she got annihilated when I battered her with my balls last night.
Dude 1: lollerfest

by zorpidus April 16, 2004

batterie ass

one who's ass just keeps going and going

damn man look at her batterie ass

by hughbie 40 February 29, 2004

battered chickens

An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.

Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller

Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...

by GMWJ November 13, 2007