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Badger Face 

A Facebook event in which over 1000 people changed their profile pictures to a vicious Honey Badger for one week in April 2012. The page received mainly abuse, this was because over 50,000 people were invited and found it hard to leave the event, resulting in endless notifications.
Man 1 - 'Hey man, have you joined Badger Face?'
Man 2 - 'Hell no, once I was invited I couldn't leave and I kept getting notifications!'
Badger Face by JoeM820 October 1, 2012
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Honey Badger Swag 

When you go out in public, dressed in a nonchalant fashion. You don't care about your physical appearance nor do you care about the coordination of the clothing you are wearing. Just like honey badger, you don't care.
Greg: Hey Isaac, what happened this morning? You are wearing plaid shorts with a fanel top plus sandals with knee high socks. And what happened to your hair? Did you wake up late?
Isaac: No, I just got that Honey Badger Swag

Cuddle badger 

A cuddle badger is a person holding a blackbelt in the Art of Cuddling. He/she is VERY persistent & will hold you accountable in the area of cuddle quotas. While the cuddle badger's cousin, the honey badger, doesn't "give a shit", this cute badger DOES. The cuddle badger's favourite prey would be unsuspecting "bad-boys" or distant women.
"I came home from work last night & the girlfriend got all cuddle badger on me!"

"She's a little too cuddle badger to me. She can't keep her hands off me in public for heaven's sakes!"
Cuddle badger by Laurie Vuitton September 23, 2012

Anal badgers 

Badgers who crawl into ones ani or anuses and eat shit. very common
HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES ANAL BADGERS EATING MY SHIT IN MY ANUS
Anal badgers by Oiytefjge July 25, 2014

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus 

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.
Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

boo boo badger 

We all know one... It's like if you have a friend who gets hurt all the time, but its not really a big deal; paper cut, bruise here or there... but they might as well be admitted to the ICU because the way they keep talkin' bout... every 2minutes it's a huge deal. They don't hesitate in bringing it up, tellin' everybody the serious ordeal they went through and how they got da injury. But everybody knows its not a big deal because their a "boo boo badger"
Casey was being a "boo boo badger" all day, after cutting her lip on the grape freeze pop... Last week it was her cankle she rolled in her high tops what a "boo boo badger" shut up already!
boo boo badger by AtreyuD03 December 10, 2009

banged me like a cheap screen door 

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.
I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.