Digital Bacon

The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.

Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.

by Trocar99 April 21, 2010

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chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.

Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.

by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010

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'smokey bacon' complex

The unwavering guilt of maintaining a vegetarian diet while simultaneously possessing a magnetic attraction to the consumption of the 'smokey bacon' variety of chip flavors.

"I always feel like people are judging me at the grocery store and when I buy meat-flavored chips; it's as if they know all my soy and fresh vegetable products are all lies. It's then that I remember no one gives a flying fuck what kind of chips I buy, and this is just my 'smokey bacon' complex talking."

by MshrmMiKE October 19, 2011

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ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.

"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"

by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010

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Bacon Strip

The bacon strip is the ridge that runs along the underside of a mans testicles and up between the balls themselves to join the base of the penis.

Esteban: "hey Helen can you bring me a band aid, I just nicked my bacon strip while I was trying to shave my boys and the gooch again, theres blood everywhere!"

by The Padre October 17, 2009

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