Jazz Balls

when you ask a old man to get behind his cable box for troubleshooting and he bends over the front of it and his jazz balls tap the box

Rep: Sir,can you get behind the cable box?
Customer: hold on a sec...
Rep: I can hear some tapping on the box, what's going on sir?
Customer : I'm just bending over trying to get behind the box.

Rep:(under his breath)Fuckin Jazz balls!

by Sonny Black Monster December 22, 2008

ball out

To do something successfully and effortlessly.

Dude I'm going to ball out on that test bro, shit's so easy I didn't even need to study

by bromarsharif December 7, 2011

cradle the balls

what that bitch should remember to do.

When giving head, soft fingertips grazing the scrotum.

Caressing the ballsack, asking for the cum explosion, reassuring she wants it in her mouth, gently coaxing the orgasm.

I was preoccupied but when she went deep throat and cradle the balls, I couldn't help but to bust a fat nut.

by thescifiGOD April 20, 2009

Bieber Balls

Bieber Balls is an insult used on sombody who has small testicles.

Girl: I was going to go out with Kevin, but Jenny told me he had Bieber Balls.

by Masonator97 September 17, 2010

ball stretcher

a device encircling the scrotum above the testicles that pushes the testicles away from the body. Most stretchers are made of soft leather, usually pushing the testicles out or down an extra 1-3 inches, but some afficionados can take as much as 10 inches. Lately, also made of heavy metal rings or joined semi-circles. Mostly gay use. Can produce a very erotic sensation both to the testicles and to the testicle cords.

Bob's ball stretcher made his nuts whack agaist his thighs as he walked.

by bill December 25, 2004

Balls of Jericho

The Balls of Jericho is a sex act of biblical proportion. A man squats over a woman, facing her feet, and inserts his penis in her mouth. He simultaneously places his scrotum over her nose, preventing her from breathing.

Only one punishment will sufice, she must endure the Balls of Jericho!!!

by The Battousai July 20, 2004

Blue Balls

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.

Ladies, imagine if you will, that someone is going down on you intensely. You're building up to what will surely be the best orgasm you've ever had. All of a sudden, you're partner stops. You're about to ask what the fuck is going on, when all of a sudden you're partner slams a bowling ball up your vagoo. This is kind of like Blue Balls.

by Venompen September 10, 2009