hit the bag

do cocaine

1: yo man you tryna hit the bag tonight?
2: nah man i gotta stay sober

by idontsmokecrack October 13, 2020

Bag Pipin'

The act of performing fellatio while squeezing the bag and humming a) Amazing Grace b) any church hymn, or c) Mull of Kintyre.

Rose joyfully enjoyed bag pipin' on Larry as Colin played the hairy banjo.

by Shar1 May 20, 2017

Dad Bag

When the male scrotum goes from a vibrant, firm, taut state of appearance to that of an old, dangly, wrinkled sack.

Sheila was disappointed to discover that Roger, while young and virile and in his prime, already had developed dad bag.

That old guy at the gym has dad bag. Thing almost drags the shower drain.

by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2017

Power-Bag

A douchebag type who is overly immersed in his own importance. usually a stoner who makes up idiotic words to make himself feel better about his existence. for some reason he also stalks others and takes their picture for fear of forgetting them as soon as he is sober. extremely irritating and is a menace to society.

Artur is such a Power-Bag...he is after spending all his money on weed so now he is scabbing cigarettes off everyone while firing out insults.

by Amaterasoo March 7, 2011

Bag of Socks

Someone who is completely useless.

"Dean your a bag of socks"

by StevenStrand September 25, 2011

Stooge-bag

A bag full of stupid.

You are such a freakin stooge-bag!

by methosb March 21, 2003

onion bag

Football term for the goal. More specifically the net hanging off the goalposts. (soccer if you're american)

'The purchase Agogo dealt on his effort was frightening. He spanked it clean into the back of the onion bag. His goal was a proper hum-dinger and no mistake.'

by thee old boozerooney May 5, 2005