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Badgers

Random word given to losers who feel themselves too cool to be normal and do things like actually laugh instead keep a straight face and say "Lol" or "rofl"

Name given to people who use text speak in face to face conversations.
"Lol that joke is too funny"
"Wow badgers"
by H84 February 7, 2013
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Badgering

The act of ejaculating into bushy black hair, creating a white stripe

This can be either pubic or facial hair.
Phil and Dave often engaged in badgering, never remembering their wet wipes.
by Third floor massive February 17, 2022
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Honey Badger

A man who still has the drive to hunt but to fat to take down the prey.
A man who still wants to use his game to get dates with women but to fat and lazy to make his objective. Honey badger
by Leeroy Gibbs July 20, 2017
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badger

an annoying creature that destroys your prized lawn.
malc - i don't know what to do, my lawn is being ravaged by badgers

kim - try pissing on it, i read on the internet that they don't come near the smell of old piss.
by billinom8s November 2, 2009
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Cardboard Badger

A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters
by Bruce September 14, 2003
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merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.
She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.
by dzd September 1, 2004
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Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.
Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.
by Anonymous October 24, 2006
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