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bacon yank

The original term used for when you tie kite string around a raw piece of BACON, have a girl swallow it, and, when you're about to drop your nut while banging her in the ass you YANK the string causing her to puke up the bacon which causes her sphincter to contract.
I want to BACON YANK her ass.
bacon yank by Brad Madison June 17, 2007

bacon shoulders 

to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual
im going to make that nerd with the lazy eye bacon shoulders next period, he deserves it!!
bacon shoulders by matt porter April 23, 2008

Bacon Bug 

Bacon Bug

Another term for the H1N1 Flu Virus, also known as the "Swine Flu." The H1N1 Flu was dubbed the "Bacon Bug" by a native Tampa, FL man.
That muthafucka is spreadin the damn bacon bug all over the damn place! Now I'm as sick as a pig!
Bacon Bug by Sumo813 September 20, 2009

Bacon Flavored Penis 

Basically Its a penis that is bacon flavored. Randomly made up when me and my friends where at the movies.
I want your *Bacon Flavored Penis* or BFP

bacon rind 

Description of a vagina that has a large amount of white discharge attached, particularly around the most exposed areas.

Named as such due to it having an appearance similar to bacon rind
"Urgh, that lass I wen't home with last night must have had 3 pounds of bacon rind in her knickers. Made me pull a nine-volter"
bacon rind by Thevoiceof March 16, 2008

Bacon butty 

(n.) Greasy, fatty piece of bacon in a roll that is buttered in a most wasteful way. Eaten mostly by peasants in the north of England.
I ate a bacon butty and felt my cholesterol level double.
Bacon butty by Banastre July 16, 2004