Couch Burrito 

When you buy a big ol' burrito with every ingredient possible, stick it in a girl's vagina, then fuck her senseless ON A COUCH, and cum inside. Then, you have her pull it out and eat the entire burrito.

Bro #1- Dude, my girlfriend was totally cool with doing a couch burrito last night!
Bro #2- No way man! Don't tell me you didn't get any guac on the ritto.

Couch Burrito by Brotract those angles September 26, 2010

Seattle Burrito 

A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.

Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.

Seattle Burrito by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007

twisted burrito 

eating a girl out while she's taking a shit

Dude 1: I totally gave my girlfriend a twisted burrito yesterday!
Dude 2: Ew!

twisted burrito by Sexy Spider Monkey November 29, 2011

leaky burrito 

Is when you take a sloppy shit into one's vagina. And they squeeze their legs together

I gave Vanessa a leaky burrito last night. Now she won't talk to me.

leaky burrito by chritian bale June 17, 2015

Wet Burrito 

The process explaining urination by a male consenter, whilst the erect phallus is located within the rectal orifice of their sexual counter part

"baby im hungry and thirsty, gimme dat wet burrito!"

Wet Burrito by Thechef July 7, 2018

Sling her burrito 

Anal sex with a latino female.

Check out the ass on Alyna! I'd sling her burrito.

Sling her burrito by phantasyscope September 29, 2011

flaming burrito butt 

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

flaming burrito butt by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010