beat yourself blind

a hellish great song from Skid Row... it's also a great advice

hey man, beat yourself blind... it's the best option at this moment!!

by injuredadri October 5, 2006

Louisiana Duck Blind

When a girl ducks down to give you a blowjob and you poke her in the eye with your penis

Why is Summer walking around with an eye patch? Ty gave her a Louisiana Duck blind last night.

by Tbeach September 2, 2019

female pattern blindness

When fully grown women who should know better wear clothing that is fundamentally mismatched, i.e., a striped skirt and a plaid blouse.

That fat cow of a lady over there is wearing a plaid skirt with a striped scarf. She obviously has female pattern blindness.

by Feliz the Great January 19, 2005

Retarded blind frog

While you are tearing up some pussy from behind and you are about to reach your climax you spit on the bitches back. When she turns around you nut in her eyes kick her in both of the shins and watch her hop around into walls like a retarede blind frog.

climax nut pussy retarded blind frog

by Anthony Bunker August 29, 2009

Blind Guardian

a "80% helloween, 20% american thrash" copycat band, having a raspy singer and Tolkien-inspired nonsensical bullshit as most of their lyrics.

nowadays many of Tolkien fagboys and ignorant wannabe "metalheads" usually consider them "best german band" or even "better than helloween" (bitch please!)
they are obviously one of the most overrated power metal bands to date.

random poser metalhead - awww dude I just bought a new blind guardian album they kick ass

a diehard power metal fan - fuck 'em bro, if you wanna listen to the real german metal check out helloween

by winterheart May 16, 2014

Time Blind

When someone is always running late.

Wow this meeting started 30 mins ago and Joey still isn't here he can be so time blind

by StrawberryDanimals August 5, 2020

blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009