Pull a Bartman

To cause, by some dickhead blunder, the catastrophic failure of something critical to your success in life...the way Steve Bartman caused the biblical implosion of the Chicago Cubs in the 2003 National League Playoffs.

Yeah, he's hitting that tonight for sure!... less he Pull a Bartman.

Dude #1: Naw, he didn't get the job... he pulled a Bartman.
Dude #2: No fuckin' way! th' fuck happened??
Dude #1: He farted in the interview and pretended he didn't hear anything.

by rayman8r February 21, 2010

bartman

Being a complete and utter moron.

That guy's a total bartman.

by pater incognito October 15, 2003

Bartender

A person accustomed to the mixing of words.

Dude, stop being a bartender. Just spit it out.

by Gaudette February 2, 2009

bartendress

a female bartender with moxie

Jessica is my favorite bartendress; she always has a lot of attitude.

by Timothy Nordvedt September 21, 2005

mischa barton

a slutty girl who thinks she's pretty

oh, she's acting like mischa again

by Tannie March 31, 2005

bartlik

The area on a male between his testicles and anus.

A taint on a woman is like a bartlik to a man.
When she ran her tongue along my bartlik, it drove me crazy.

by Zwacko January 12, 2006

bartsfa

Group of three,one footman, one queen, and one pleasant (note the L). touring, usually, don't cha know. Difficult to get hold of, established in roehampton, October 2008 ORIS A JEW

HAPPY CHANIKA AND BARTSFA!!!!

by pleasant footman April 19, 2009