Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 22, 2017

Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.

Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo

by TheCultoftheBeatsproutGrowers April 15, 2019

fun baby

A creature that is birthed 9 months after having a wild night with a random broad.

Dude, I just found out that I have a fun baby.

by Farkledarkle August 01, 2017

Baby Navy

Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.

Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway II November 03, 2010

Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.

We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?

by Special Lady Friend January 25, 2009

Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.

Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...

by That2000'sKid October 27, 2017

Babies day

When a couple hangs out on a Tuesday and Tuesday only.

Do you want to hangout with ado today?
No he's with his girl, it's babies day.

by Pooooooonbrrrick December 07, 2021