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Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.
Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?
by Ekaven May 12, 2010
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Plastic Baby

On TV shows and in movies in which a newborn baby is being shown, it appears that some of the shots feature a baby doll (plastic baby) rather than a real live baby. When one of these shots occurs, you must yell out "Plastic Baby!"
During the television program, the TV family is gathered around the newborn baby, whose eyes are closed and who does not seem to be breathing.

Olivia: Plastic baby!
Alison: Good call.
by peacegirl March 26, 2009
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Marsupial Baby

Any baby creature that is a baby.

Pronounced "mar-thew-pee-all-bay-bee"
That newborn is such a marsupial baby.
by marsupialbabylover July 18, 2011
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Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
by hazeystorm May 27, 2017
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Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.
Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!
by Mikaoj September 27, 2011
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Silver baby

A baby who goes to silver diner too much or was birthed there.
by Quinn Frankenstein February 14, 2018
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Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
by Special Lady Friend January 24, 2009
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