Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.

JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.

by hazeystorm May 27, 2017

Baby-teching

Attempting to carry out complex technical (generally computer-related) task whilst holding a baby.

Walter: Randy, have you integrated your custom log file rotation scheme into OS X yet?
Randy: Yes Walter, configuring OS X's internal periodic tasks is so easy I could baby-tech it.
Walter: Baby-teching, at your age? Way to go!

by Mikaoj September 27, 2011

Silver baby

A baby who goes to silver diner too much or was birthed there.

That silver baby loves milkshakes.

by Quinn Frankenstein February 14, 2018

Baby Fondler

An extremely sick pedophile who likes the REALLY young ones.

Tim: Can I play with your baby?

Joe: Depends what you mean. You a baby fondler?

by Ekaven May 12, 2010

Baby Kakes

A word you use to decribe a cute thing.

A: that Caleb is.. i don't know how to decribe it
B: That Caleb is soooooo Baby Kakes.

by The Legendary Altanian October 24, 2018

baby-sprinkler

Believers in non-immersion infant baptism, such as the Catholic Church, Episcopal Church or the Church of England. Derogatory term usually used by those who believe that the Bible mandates only full-immersion adult (or at least "age of reason") Baptism.

Did George Washington go to a baby-sprinkler church?

Yeah, he was Anglican.

by Owan November 24, 2007

Baby Navy

Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.

Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?

by Ernest Saves Hemmingway II November 3, 2010