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Second Generation Aunty 

An American born Indian woman who speaks with a heavy American accent, married a guy typically in business, has a kid and lives in a 'small' house in the suburbs and is looking to upgrade to a larger custom new built.

Second gen aunties were most likely married 2-3 years ago (in a grand, lavish manner) and instantly became obsessed with having children. As soon as they had a child they become obsessed with making sure this child has organic snacks and clean toys. These women are babyproofing experts who somehow manage to make their house well designed and baby proofed. They are also obsessed with Whole Foods and making sure the space between their first and second child is perfectly timed.

These women have perfectly toned bodies and talk in shrill high pitched voices, and almost exclusively with other second gen aunties. When talking to others of their own kind they talk mostly about how tired they are and the snacks that their children eat.

Second gen aunties are generally rich and dress very well. You will almost never see them without their fashionable sunglasses and their large tote of baby supplies. These women try a little too hard to maintain their Indian roots however rarely speak in their native language. They are best friends with their mother (who most likely is a first gen auntie)
Dude I just saw a second generation aunty complaining about her sons nap schedule.
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Aunty Sue 

when ones aunty has down syndrome and allows you to lift her legs in a sexual act and burn her pubic hair with a lighter.
" Omg seb, i cant belive i just gave your Aunt an Aunty Sue "
Aunty Sue by johny wilson August 29, 2007
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My aunts dead 

when giest says my aunts dead
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My aunts dead by pooman February 12, 2004

Ur Auntie Non-Binary 

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.
Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends
Older woman being 'culled from the herd' and chased by younger men. Opposite of cougar.
"I must be an auntelope, this 25 year old won't leave me alone."
Auntelope by chigirl May 18, 2008

Auntecdote 

The long stories your aunt tells. This includes serial messages left on your answering machine, because there isn't enough time on one message, or serial text messages.

An auntecdote can be any length of time, but a true auntecdote is a five mintue story stretched into an obscene amount of time.

Though sometimes long and drawn out, these stories are the stories you will continue to laugh at, and tell other people.
Me: Did you hear her latest auntecdote?

You: NO! What did she say this time?

Me: Apparently, her car broke down and was rescued by her high school sweetheart. Too bad it took us two days to hear the whole story.
Auntecdote by mandersplatwood March 1, 2011
Someone who is someones aunt and also grandma
You don't have a grandma you have an auntma
auntma by barneynoballz November 17, 2016