SHORT, RUNTY,SQUAKY, OCD'ISH, SMELLS FROM NOT SHOWERING FOR DAYS AT A TIME, SMALL APPENDAGE, SMALL HANDS, SMALL FEET, BIG MOUTH, IMMATURE, TINY AHOLE, HANGS OUT WITH FEM-BOYS WITH HAIRY ASSHOLES THAT DON'T WIPE WELL! ALSO LOVES TO HANG WITH CHIPMUNK PEOPLE WHO'S 1ST NAME IS JARED.
by ALYSSA Fiorentino March 18, 2009
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by supkiddddddd August 31, 2017
Get the Alexmug. A complete cunt. Hair is brighter than a supernova, even a hairdresser cannot handle it. If he was drowning in the sea a lifeguard would ignore him. Drifts around for 80 years waiting for death, cannot find the words to come out to his parents so fucks CD holes. Loves cutting brakes (especially red Porsches!). The reason aliens won't visit is because of Alex's hair.
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by IH8ALEX123 January 14, 2014
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