Aborcation

When you need to go on a trip in order to insure your uterus stays vacant

Hey boss I need the next week off work I gotta go on an Aborcation.

by anonymous April 11, 2025

Abortion Queen

A woman who sleeps with multiple men. Gets pregnant and doesn’t want to take responsibility

Tyrone slept with Keisha knowing she loves getting pregnant but he knew she aborted the last 5 kids! Man! That’s an abortion queen!

by Big Al Crane May 6, 2025

Alberni stove piping

The act of making people think you enjoy stove piping.

Mark enjoys Alberni stove piping so much, “is it really homosexual if it’s just the tip” mark says to himself. He sure hopes the crew knows!

by ThatDoctor January 23, 2026

Abortion Jockey

The Line Jack Black said in the movie "A Minecraft Movie" at the sight of a clinic in a far-left blue state. Immediately after his proclamation, he performed coat-hanger abortions on 1/3 of the California and Massachusetts populations.

Person 1: Uhhhh, why are infant mortality rates skyrocketing?
Person 2: I don't know, man.

Person 3: Abortion Jockey!
Person 1 and 2 in unison: Holy shit!

by Da Beeg Boss June 26, 2025

Abortion Advertisement

When someone is such a piece of shit that they make you wish they were aborted, because your life would be better without them, and the world would be a better place without them.

When you can't think of any "leaders" who aren't living, breathing, walking, and talking abortion advertisements, you know it's time to change countries.

by Publius0987 August 4, 2025

Abortion Slave

Instead of people being forced to throw the jelly bean away into the night, they can turn the jellybean into raw human capital and it become a powerful way for society to achieve UBI

"Man I been working with the Abortion Slaves all week smh"

"Just cause u an Abortion Slave dont mean u cant be a doctor!!! u just wont get no money haha"

by flanboughtmysextape September 12, 2025

aboriginal batman

figure of the penrith community, usually spotted by his distinct deep voice and batman suit and for his possible but apparent addiction to some sort of drug

pinga 1: HOLY CUNT THATS ABORIGINAL BATMAN!!!!!
unkyjay: ye nah ye nah ur right cobba maybe that is lets go talk to the cunt aye

by big albo of penrith October 21, 2025