Jam the Shelf Angel

Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.

Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”

Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”

Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”

by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022

Aubrey’s Angel

Drake Stans who stay on dick! Call it a classic 2 seconds after midnight type shit.

You know that boy shameless he an Aubrey’s angel.

by IsaidwhatupJesus November 7, 2022

Mommy's lil angel

Referring to the folks that answer almost ever question with "your mom".

boy 1: where are you going?
girl 2: "your mom"

boy 2: uh stop being mommy's lil angel.

by Tufts University America August 1, 2023

alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel

One of those cringy mfs you'll see in roleplay games.

Person 1: "yo. look at alex/cute/demon/half wolf/half angel."
Person 2: "omg really??? his bio is cringe af xDDD"

by marute January 16, 2023

Angel Lust

Angel Dust is slang used to describe the erection males sometimes develop after they die traumatically. They may even ejaculate during the final throes of death.

During war time it's not uncommon for soldiers to put their dead naked enemies who have "Angel Lust" on display as "War Trophies."

by DayShine April 17, 2005

Dark Angel

A bad angel who brings bad luck, hate, darkness into peoples hearts,and other evil things.

The Dark Angel has brought bad luck to this place.

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Snow Angel

When a girl gives two foot jobs, and two hands jobs at the same time giving the motion of making a snow angle.

Bro you remember that girl that did the snow angel? she did it again.

by hockeyfiend21 August 17, 2011