Alabama Merry go round

When a person is fucking their sister in the ass and during intercourse they spin their sister on their dick like a merry go round.

I got drunk performed an Alabama merry go round on my sister last night.

by phatman704 February 20, 2021

Alabama Glove Puppet

When you are forced to perform a cavity search on a relative.

Tyler: "Why are you putting on those gloves Brock?"
Brock: "I'm afraid I'm going to have to perform an Alabama Glove Puppet on you, the airport has trust issues and you've been confused on not knowing when you were cleared for take-off before."

by Redja rfeco March 11, 2021

Alabama Blumpkin

A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.

My mom walked in while I was giving Brian an Alabama Blumpkin. I wasn't invited to the next Easter.

by mommysmilk April 17, 2021

Alabama steam engine

The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person

Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"

by mMmMMM_CroNcHY June 1, 2021

Alabama Coon Stomp

When you take a shit on your friends floor, then proceed to goomba stomp it.

“Why is there shit sprayed all over the living room”
“Oh Jason came Alabama Coon Stomped that room, be careful where you step”

by C.heeto June 11, 2021

Alabama Rodeo

The act of having sexul intercourse with your wife or girlfriend in the doggy position. You then grab a fist full of hair and start repetedly moaning and screaming her sisters name over & over again until an attempt is made to throw you off.

You: "Oh Rhianon! YES RHIANON!"
Your wife, Dana "What the actual fuck? When did this become an Alabama Rodeo!?"

by Hackpwn July 6, 2021

alabama corndog

A sexual act involving severing the penis, deep-frying it, coating it in urine, and then shoving it inside the anus of a random passersby. highly dangerous and illegal

brad: i tried to give that hot chick from down the street the alabama corndog
stephen: dude, how are you not dead?!

by i have 25 anuses July 9, 2021