african wild ass

when your black friend is bein unruly.

"yo teyy stop bein' fig ya african wild ass."

by rektdassho May 10, 2016

african crab

Where during sex you cut open the ballsack of a man (African) and when his testes come out you cut them open too and feed him the liquid

Dude fuck Sara she gave me a African crab and it still hurts

by opinhurty194 October 7, 2016

african shave

Shaving ones face with a black dudes delicious white man cream.

Billy woke up late for work but he still made time for his African shave and plate of scrambled eggs.

by fishkillmo August 11, 2016

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017

African Bullfrog

African bullfrog

African bullfrogs are cool and funny face!

by Notcletus October 29, 2019

african watering hole

you start with producing a concoction containing feces and urine in a bowl, dip your cock and procede to skull fuck a monkey. Specifically a african monkey, otherwise it won't work.

My bad bro, sorry that i'm late. I just got chaught up in perfecting the good ol' art of the african watering hole.

by jomamaonall4s October 11, 2021

african moisturizer

When you use your dads sperm as moisturizer for you dry elbows

Hey dad got any african moisturizer?

by bmw469plpe September 18, 2021