The beached whale is a term given for a fat or otherwise unattractive person that hits on you at a bar or club and, despite your disinterest or general disgust, this person will try multiple attempts on you, and follow you around.
"i was out last night and this whale totally beached on me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
or
"where were you? there's two hotties wanting to buy us drinks."
"ugh, sorry. beached whale wouldnt get off me."
by tboners January 4, 2012
Get the Beached Whalemug. Camping whilst on the beach. And leaving all of your trash in a "tossing" distance from the epicenter of it all. Then sleep in some grease ball tent, just for city/town workers to clean up your mess in the morning.
Quite possibly the worst idea anyone can come up with. How ever a bottle of Johnnie Walker, 30 pack of Budweiser, and pot could make up for its shittyness.
Quite possibly the worst idea anyone can come up with. How ever a bottle of Johnnie Walker, 30 pack of Budweiser, and pot could make up for its shittyness.
Asshole #1: We should go beach-camping.
Person #1: WTF is that?
Asshole #1: Well, you camp and have a party at the beach.
Person #1: Yeah. Because that isn't the WORST idea ever.
Person #1: WTF is that?
Asshole #1: Well, you camp and have a party at the beach.
Person #1: Yeah. Because that isn't the WORST idea ever.
by ballsearly June 24, 2009
Get the Beach-campingmug. A sexual position in where you strap each of your testicles to the participants respective ears and rapidly thrust your girth into their throat while screaming "Aww, Fuck yeah cunt!".
by Pewgheypai October 25, 2014
Get the Turtle beachmug. When visiting Virginia Beach make sure you stay on the sand at the beach because as soon as you walk off the sand and onto the sidewalk you can receive a ticket for your bathing suit attire AT THE BEACH.
by annabellebby December 12, 2012
Get the Virginia Beachmug. The easy version of real volleyball, and a chance for male douchebags who can not play any other sport to pretend they are really cool because they can spike it. But they cannot do anything else.
Boy: Did you see me spike that thing during the beach volleyball game?
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.
Girl: Wow, do you know how to pass or set?
Boy: no...
Girl: Thats what i thought. f off, douche.
by omgomgiamsoborecd February 27, 2011
Get the Beach Volleyballmug. a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.
did you hook up with that beach bunny?
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.
by SCRhollywood February 4, 2010
Get the Beach Ballsmug. Noun: Used to describe a person that basically lives at the beach and goes every chance they can while they fuck every guy they can get their dirty sandy vagina near. Similar to a mud cricket except on the beach instead of the river.
Hey man, you wanna go to Pensacola beach and hunt for us a Beach bunny. It’s that time of the year again.
by Florida Justice July 10, 2018
Get the Beach Bunnymug.