alabama skinny

Slightly overweight. About 10 pounds more than you should weight.

Since most of alabama in fat being chubby is considered skinny

Newyorker: wow I got flabby I must've gained 20 pounds since last year

Alabamian: naw man ur alabama skinny

by wicked clowns mothafucka!! September 6, 2012

Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy September 6, 2011

Alabama slimer

When you engage into a deep makeout while snorting doritos then proceed to get your mud tunnel cleaned out all the while coughing up a black loogie through your ears and sneezing on your hunny’s dick, then finally giving him head and spitting his ejactulation juice in his face

“What did you do with Dan last night?”
“I did the ol’ alabama slimer and he got it all over my tits”

by Boy Kim Kardasian July 2, 2018

Alabama Handkerchief

When someone blows their nose by plugging one nostril and allowing the snot from the other nostril to fly out.

Billy Bob didn't have a napkin so he had to blow his nose using an Alabama Handkerchief.

by LnD123 August 28, 2018

Alabama baptism

When you’re hitting it from behind, you tell them to turn around like you’re gonna splooge, and you karate chop a packet of Mayonnaise in their face.

I had to switch churches after I gave the pastors daughter an Alabama Baptism, and temporarily blinded her.

by MartonB April 3, 2022

Alabama Filipina

When a Filipina comes out in an all leather outfit with a whip in her hands and you have to grab a Dr. Suess book and read it like a 3rd grader.

Mary gave Jacob an Alabama Filipina on Christmas while Rick was watching.

by Roy_McNair January 4, 2023

alabama lemonade

when a guy pisses into a girl's vagina and then has a sexy time

I have such a German fetish, i think i am going to give her an alabama lemonade

by quincy and mike June 22, 2009