An awesome person who plays hockey. Every body likes him and he is the coolest in the school and has the best collection of hockey cards. He is super funny and everybody wants to hang out with him.
by insaneinsaneinsane November 18, 2020

by ppc133 November 23, 2021

A loser who sits on his ass all day playing video games and sitting around the house doing nothing. Parkers are rarely seen leaving their house or doing anything productive with themselves. Parkers aswell enjoy using other people's money to help themselves. Parkers are not capable of being independent and usually needs a person to hold their hands in life. Fuck Parkers
by Riddickw9ei January 17, 2022

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

by Lisaanne August 13, 2023

When playing the video game "Overwatch" Parker Christman goes Zarya, uses her ultimate; gets little to no one in the Gravitation Surge.
by Parker Grav February 28, 2021

parker is a ridiculously hot guy. everytime he walks by all the girls look at him in awe. he is really sexy and he knows it. you cant go a day without thinking about the things you want him to do to you, especially in the bedroom. he is a freaky man who likes freaky girls/
by coooool kidz onlyyy November 25, 2019
