Similar to fanny batter it is a product of the anus usually (but not exclusively) derived from a mixture of lubricant, sex wee and faeces. Cant imagine it smells or tastes very good but doubtless there is some mexican cheese dragon type out there who puts it on their flakes in the morning...
She was walking down the street casually letting one go when with a massive burp her anus spewed forth a massive blob of bum custard
by Squirrelking May 12, 2004
Bum hands refers to hands that smell of fecal matter, usually the result of using an inadequate amount of toilet paper coupled with a failure to wash the affected hands.
"Because he lacked bathroom hygiene, the stench of Mr. Watkin's bum hands permeated the room."
"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."
"Not only did Mr. Watkin's burp and fart repeatedly, he also had bum hands."
by Waller B. March 17, 2008
A person who is on the edge of doing art work, be it writing, acting, playing music or what have you. Although this person thinks about being artsy and doing art all the time, he or she rarely does it.
by Mark Ge June 25, 2005
by Matt April 01, 2004
1) A great name to call a friend who intentionally avoids social interaction, sports, or anything else involving physical or mental exertion.
2) Like a street bum, only lazier. The kind of bum you wouldn't mind harassing just for kicks.
3) Someone who manipulates younger peers and/or acquaintances in order to accomplish minor tasks.
2) Like a street bum, only lazier. The kind of bum you wouldn't mind harassing just for kicks.
3) Someone who manipulates younger peers and/or acquaintances in order to accomplish minor tasks.
Mike: Why don't you come outside and shoot some hoops with me, John?
John: Sorry dude, I want to level up on Rune Scape. Maybe later.
Mike: Gawd, you lazy bum -- get off you're ass and get some exercise!
---65% of every bum is a lazy bum.
John: Sorry dude, I want to level up on Rune Scape. Maybe later.
Mike: Gawd, you lazy bum -- get off you're ass and get some exercise!
---65% of every bum is a lazy bum.
by Uber Jackball October 07, 2006
Bum stink can be used in many different ways. The reverse of the words "stink bum" to "bum stink" makes the use of the phrase a little more amusing.
"I am going to the toilet to do a Bum Stink" - Meaning "I am going to the toilet to do a shit"
Or
"Have you done a bum stink?" - Meaning "Have you been for a shit?" or Have you farted?
It can also be used to tell someone that they have a smelly bum: -
"You have a really smelly Bum Stink" or "You have a really stinky Bum Stink".
Or
"Have you done a bum stink?" - Meaning "Have you been for a shit?" or Have you farted?
It can also be used to tell someone that they have a smelly bum: -
"You have a really smelly Bum Stink" or "You have a really stinky Bum Stink".
by TwistedMouth July 31, 2008
Of Arab origin, a Bum Monkey is a small, Anal-dwelling monkey that makes a habitat out of the rectal passage. It feeds off lumpy faeces and looks like a rodent.
by Maverick Corleone May 28, 2006