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Smart Pistol

The Smart Pistol is a Boost in the shooter game Titanfall 2 made by EA and Respawn. The Smart Pistol, as opposed to any other weapon in the game, requires no skill to utilize properly. You need only look at an opponent for a second or two, then the pistol will lock on. Once it is locked on, all that is left to do is press your fire key, and leave the enemy in disbelief at how they got instantly killed by a player with no skill.
"Are you kidding me? A Smart Pistol player? Get some skill you virgin!"

"I just killed 3 people with the Smart Pistol. I love this gun."
by Mercer Frey February 3, 2022
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smart money

The sure thing, likely outcome or good bet.
C’monyou know the smart money is on me!”
by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023
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REAL SMART CANT

A group of people in the esoteric network that probably SWAYS you in how you act and controls the outcomes of almost everything crucial except never nature ultimately.
You are successful in this LIFE when you finally made the REAL SMART CANT and I recommend a trip to the CANT LAS VEGAS VALLEY WHOLE and CANT MCCAU for starters butt there are other places too.
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
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Dead smart

When a bird is so fit that you don’t know how to approach or even act around them. *sees girl*

Me: boys she’s dead smart
You haven’t got a chance, she’s dead smart
by Dead smart March 22, 2020
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Jay smart

this man has the biggest dick you will ever see hide yo wife hide yo daugerter cuz he will pull all them bitchs
by dwanyan April 26, 2022
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Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."
You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.
by Albino Raven August 25, 2023
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Smarted

When thou is both smart and retarded.
Kalli was smarted when she ran into a door
by Newwordeveryidea December 18, 2018
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