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Stroking the Cannoli

Masturbation, specifically for males.
Dude, i was Stroking the Cannoli yesterday and it felt pretty good.
by penissemen October 12, 2019
mugGet the Stroking the Cannolimug.

Stroke

Attempting to make a normal sentence and failing horribly
Person A:hi my nkfy ig jtwvwhq
Person B: dude are you having a stroke
Person A: yghs plsgh hpdh
by _(┐「ε:)_ October 21, 2019
mugGet the Strokemug.

are you stroking my cock

when you lose a game of pool with the first hit, "Are you stroking my cock?!"
by Rock_Lobster23 February 4, 2024
mugGet the are you stroking my cockmug.

4 stroke cycle

The 4 stroke cycle is when you grab 2 dildos covered in shit and maggots, then deeply shove them in a woman’s cooter and mouth so she will be relaxed and can’t scream. Then you put on a Chewbacca outfit and rip her arms off and roar. Then, you release a swarm of fire ants into her cooter to eat her alive from the inside out. After she is dead, you take her bones and professionally shape them to be limb attachments. You then take the arms you ripped off her and connect them to the limb attachments. With the Bluetooth accessory you should be able to control the arms and hands with your mind. Then you pull out your dick and like an engine your stroke one hand down at a time and one hand up at a time. Then you have the four stroke cycle.
I just did a 4 stroke cycle last week.
Other guy: NIGGGER
by Mrreggin October 7, 2025
mugGet the 4 stroke cyclemug.

Stroke-N-Toke

When an individual, which has a penis, masturbates while also smoking weed.
I just bought a subcription to Brazzers and a fat sack of Loud. I'll be having a Stroke-N-Toke session all day until mom comes home.
by Hammy312 April 25, 2021
mugGet the Stroke-N-Tokemug.

L strokes

When you are not able to fully utilise the length of the penis, resulting in a poor performance in the process of sexual intercourse, further resulting in the failure of the partner attaining orgasm
Nigga 1: yo did u see that bitch ass nigga jack dohertys sex tape
Nigga 2: yh he got l strokes ngl
mugGet the L strokesmug.

stroking the fu-manchu

Getting off to watching two or more Asians have sex.
I was stroking the fu-manchu at the club last night when those Japanese girls went at it.
by spicer2 August 8, 2009
mugGet the stroking the fu-manchumug.

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