crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

stool butt

When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.

Liz sat on stools too long and aquired stool butt.

by Thickdickmcgee April 5, 2018

Polar Butt

When you sit on a metal piece of furniture , and your gluteus maximus get's cold.

"BRRR, I think I just got Polar Butt."
"Don't sit on that! You'll get Polar Butt!"

by The Real Z A N D December 9, 2019

butt thirst

the thirst for liquids (mainly semen) in the butt, experienced in both women and gays
also used to infer that someone is slutty or gets around

Hey, Ray do you see that girl over there with those scummers?

The new one?

Yeah, she's totally got the butt thirst.

by redwalrus101 September 11, 2013

Dumb Butt

Anyone named Nate, Nathan, Thomas, or Tom. Specifically: Nathan Thomas

“Man, Nate has been SUCH a dumb butt lately.”

by CookingOil November 22, 2021

Lettuce butt

When a pant or short is saggy in the butt region. Making the wearer seem to have less of a butt or no butt at all.

Does these leggings make me look like I have a lettuce butt

by Littlegael June 27, 2016

Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug

When you use a HMD Barbie 4G Flip Phone (4GB) Tracfone Prepaid - Pink as a butt plug, and someone calls the phone mid-anal plug. Other definition = When you use a barbie doll, and insert it into you and your partner's anal cavity. A double dookie hole dildo.

I fucked a bitch with a Alabama Barbie Doll Butt Plug and she filed a restraining order

by Jambles14146 July 30, 2025