First Baby

A billionaire man-child who throws tantrums at the slightest criticism, bans anyone who bruises his fragile ego, and plays the victim while wielding unchecked power. Often cosplays as a genius visionary but behaves more like a Reddit mod on a power trip. Loves "free speech" until it applies to him.

👤 "I called Elon 'The First Baby,' and he banned me within minutes."

👤 "Dude, did you see Musk's meltdown over that article? Classic First Baby move."

👤 "Billionaires sure love playing First Baby when the criticism hits too close to home."

by anonymous February 23, 2025

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Baby Milk Snatcher

A person who gives blowjobs

My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk

by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023

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baby shark

NO.

Guy: "baby shark d-"
(someone else proceeds to run over the person)

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

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1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

what was diddy thinking?

why did diddy get 1,000 bottles of baby oil 🍼🍼

by im gonna blow October 3, 2024

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PU THE BABY GIRL

A little princess who is the prettiest and most beautiful in this world. You have the most beautiful smile in the world. You are confident, you are smart, you are the one no one wishes to lose. She can instantly change our mood from one of hopeless despair to great joy. Her name means the ‘Joy of God,’ or the ‘Grace of God.’

Meaning for the PU THE BABY GIRL

by I smell Chocolate August 1, 2021

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